How about this in exams?
Question by PakArab: How about this in exams?
I received a funny cricket SMS, and thought to share here.
Cricket is getting exciting day by day with the introduction of T20 n … Same rules should be applied in Examz!
1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question to Answer
Can you extend or modify this to add other interesting things?
like this one by me: A student can ask for a helper to write his exam when he is tired, like when a batsman can ask for a runner when he is tired.
you may go even more further like:
Thought provoking questions = Bouncers
Questions out of syllabus= Wide ball
Invigilator= Umpire
Examiner = Third-umpire
Student deciding not to attempt a question/leave a question = Batsman leaving the ball/ duck
Exam timetable = Tournament fixtures
Exam center = Match venue.
Exam Marks = Match result
nice ones Edward and Indian Pride!!
Best answer:
Answer by A7X-PaUL-A7X
I would get A* on every one of these exams.
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4 Comments
LMAO !!!
Super Sub -Someone else Should be allowed to write the exam for us in at least one exam.
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Beamer – An out of syllabus question can be compared to a beamer . Students should be given extra marks Just like Batsman can’t get out. And the Person who Sets the Exams should be made to apologize. lol
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Just to add that to powerplay part – As that message suggests there should be no invigilator for 15 minutes , but that is Old rule .to keep in touch with Modern rules there should be three powerplays.
First one should be mandatory one Just like for initial 10 overs in cricket.
Second One will be invigilators powerplay.
Third one should be “Students powerplay “!!!!!!
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During the results – the students in the Merit list and their rankings Should be Declared as “Citi moment of success”
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Very Short Answers type questions, Multiple choice Questions Should be known as Volleys. (2 marks Qs)
Short Answers as Short pitched deliveries. (3 or 4 marks)
Long or very long answer type Questions as Bouncers.
And Whenever you get full marks for an answer then Examiner Instead of writing “2 out of 2 ” ,”3 out of 3″ Should write
DLF Maximum
DLF Maximum
DLF maximum !! for every full scoring answer
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whenever an ordinary Student is Caught Cheating in Exams ,he should be made to fill a “Karbonn Kamaal form” , That’s what happens in IPL . Every ordinary catch is a Karbonn Kamaal catch. So whenever a student is caught cheating. the Invigilator should shout .
Oh this is “Karbonn kamaal catch”.
Free Hit – Bonus 5 marks, lol….
Mongoose bat – Good quality pen…., lol..
Nice question!!!!!
@Edward De Bono, Haha good one!!!
EDIT – I would like to make changes….
Cheerleaders – Female invigilators in micro minis!!!!!….:P!!!
@Edward De Bono,
For Indian youngsters ONLY
If you play the short ball – Minus one….., minus two for Yusuf Pathan ONLY……
If you leave it – No negative marking…..:P!!!!
Special concessions for girls!
Free hit: Typo in the exam question, results in the dropping of a question. Also supervisor accidentally turns off the lights by leaning on the switch: 5 run penalty.
Full marks on a q: Six